Thursday, July 5, 2007

R.I.P. Will Selph

C'est vrai. It's true.

Will Selph, the esteemed late author of the Rumor Mill has resigned his commission and been replaced.

The Rumor Mill is also happy to welcome a new kid onto the block. CRNC Salad Toss or whatever the name of it is, has deemed it necessary to publish their own Power Rankings.

I would suggest two things:

1) A command of the English language you immigrant, bean-picking, taco-folding, fence-jumping...

...Ahem.

and 2) A sense of art.

The Rumor Mill welcomes a little competition from pretenders (not the band) but likes rumor and comment even more. As always, send your beef to crncrumormill@gmail.com

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will is a homo

Anonymous said...

anonymous is a homo. Oh shit, im anonymous too. I should grow some balls.

Anonymous said...

Y'all are too funny with all of these blogs. It is very entertaining. Thanks for making me laugh.

Anonymous said...

What are you even talking about? Where is this Salad Toss you speak of?

Anonymous said...

Will is not a homo, he's a faggot!

Anonymous said...

Seriously, do you really think you look cool by calling people fags and homos? Wow- grow up-

if you have "competition" out there with another power ranking why don't you post a link and let your readers decide

Anonymous said...

Post a link.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on, let's stop calling people names on here. It's time to grow up and act like the adults we should be.

Why don't we all try to work together to actually strengthen this organization?

How about we base what we say in facts and not just random name-calling?

Anonymous said...

The real problem is most people in CRNC don't get any christ-like coochie, baptist box or priestly poon.

Get your dick wet guys and vent your frustration that way!

Anonymous said...

http://crncmeatspin.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

no, you idiot it's http://www.meatspin.com